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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!"
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"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"
"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."
"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."
"What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie."
"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"