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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

"Friends don't let friends talk about Pi Lest they become irrational."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"

"What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!"

"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."

"Adam says to Eve... ""I wear the plants in this relationship!"""

"I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold."

"My Wife and I made love today for the first time in weeks. (X-POST from r/shortscarystories) I put her back in the freezer afterwards."

"What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor"

"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."