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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !"

"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"

"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"What do you call a transvestite in Spanish? HERmano"

"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."

"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"

"What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? They both don't work and always take your money"

"Morning! I was walking through a graveyard yesterday morning, and saw a guy crouched down behind a grave stone. ""Morning!"" I shouted. ""Nah, just taking a shit!"" He responded."

"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."