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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli."
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"After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet."
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
"How to make an idiot curious? I'll post the answer tomorrow."
"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."
"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."
"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"