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Joke of the Day
"What do gamers make for New Years? A New Years RESOLUTION"
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"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."
"Loose weight I feel that the only option for me to loose weight is to either smoke crack or ingest a tape worm but they both require a commitment level that I am uncomfortable with."
"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"
"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."
"The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius."
"Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"