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Joke of the Day
"What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
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"Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East."
"The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems"
"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."
"I was going to tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"What are the two best arguments against democracy? Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton"
"What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."
"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"
"Blood is thicker than water. But maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. I said it."