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Joke of the Day
"How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome? Start shouting Jehovah."
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"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""
"I was going to post a gay joke.... Butt fuck it"
"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"Why are turtles so grumpy? Because they can't masturbate."
"Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? It's so realistic."
"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"
"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"
"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."