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Joke of the Day

"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""

"Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder."

"Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"

"Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain."

"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"Just dropped ranch dressing on my phone then licked it off. So some of you just got to first base with me."

"What do you call an old man selling plums? An entrepruner."

"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race? Because it is using steroids."