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Joke of the Day

"When I text ""K."", I worry my amigos will think I'm asking them to repeat themselves but then I remember that this joke is terrible."

"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."

"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."

"How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it."

"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court."

"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."

"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."

"Matthew McConaughey walks into a Trump rally ""Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right."""