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Joke of the Day
"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"
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"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"
"I just want to have a long enough career in show business so I can become eccentric and bring a goat to a meeting or some shit"
"How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures."
"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"
"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."
"What holds the moon up? Moonbeams."
"There are two typos of people in the world... ... those who proofread, and those who don't."
"The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work."