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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."

"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."

"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."

"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."

"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."

"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."

"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""

"What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color? One's a tangent; the other a tan gent."

"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"