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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."

"GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog"

"What do you call a big black rat that steals all your food? A Rat-Coon Hope you guys are light hearted enough to not be offended."

"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"

"I would tell you a devilish joke about getting wet but I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"

"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"

"Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything."

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"

"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"