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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a bar... ... holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers please!"""
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"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."
"What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker? All in, du thyme"
"Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree."
"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."
"Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town."
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw."
"I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::"
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"