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Joke of the Day

"Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?"""

"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"

"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"

"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."

"How i feel when i find out Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games"

"What is potential energy's favourite season? Summer, because it comes before fall"

"Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented... After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode."

"How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies? Have faith, don't question."

"I farted loudly in an Apple store and everyone got really pissed off at me. But its not my fault they don't have windows."