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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"
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"This is naut, ok? If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?"
"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"
"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"
"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"
"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."
"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."
"Yesterday at around 830pm a man pulled out a pair of scissors at me Luckly I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won."
"Amy Schumer's track record for great comedy is at an all time career high right now. Hope it doesn't end in a **Trainwreck**"