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Joke of the Day

"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""

"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog he was surprised the patient asked ""how do i smoke it"""

"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."

"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"

"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."

"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."

"Enable location? Seriously, Twitter? Have you met some of these folks?"

"Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? No,dead people don't marry."