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Joke of the Day
"If you want to work for a company that makes moisturiser, the best thing to do is to apply daily."
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"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."
"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""
"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"
"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."
"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."
"My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."
"Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe."