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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
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"How did the underage mathematician get drunk? He put his root beer in a square glass"
"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."
"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"
"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"
"My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"[flicks cigarette out window] submarine captain: you fool!"