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Joke of the Day

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business :D Edit: Sorry, I'm not sorry"

"Why can't Edward leave Russia? He's Snowden."

"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."

"An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women..."

"To the person who honked to get me out of my parking space faster, thank you for inspiring me to delete 3000 emails right here, right now."

"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."

"The number one problem in the world today is apathy. But who cares?"

"Great minds think alike... That's why we have so many opinions in America"

"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"

"Lunch Me and the girlfriend went out for lunch today. Money is a bit tight so after the meal she said ""lets go Dutch"". I said ""Fook that lets go Greek"" and we both legged it"