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Joke of the Day
"What are baby witches called? Halloweenies."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Him: why did the chicken cross the road? Her: I don't know. Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny? Her: No. Him: neither did the chicken."
"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."
"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."
"Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*"
"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"
"I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?"
"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."
"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""
"Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name. So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea."