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Joke of the Day
"A study shows 95% of black men enjoy sex in the shower the other 5% haven't been to prison"
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"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."
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"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"
"Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election."
"I bought a lamp stand from Ikea... the assistant asked me was I planning on putting it up myself. ""You dirty bastard"" I said, ""It's going in the living room"""
"Sex with my boyfriend is like Ebay's customer support. I keep hearing please wait one more minute, and I just want the whole thing to be over with."
"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."