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Joke of the Day
"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"
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"Might love you quicker if you bring me more Liquor."
"Three politicians go to heaven. No, seriously, it could happen."
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
"What is the difference between kinky sex and perverted sex? Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves the whole chicken."
"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."
"As the pair of scissors steps up to the starting line, the other runners quickly realize that this race just got a whole lot more dangerous."
"Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought Phuket"
"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"