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"Googled 'how to start a fire' got 10000 matches"
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"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"
"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this dick in your mouth."
"Pavlov hears a bell ring... He says, ""Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"""
"""I just called to say I love you."" -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work"
"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? 'Cause they all have phones!"
"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"