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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."

"I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure."

"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to drown his wife with cough syrup before finally strangling her to death? He was jailed for pre-medicated murder."

"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I'm not just going to tell you. You need to figure it out yourself."

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."