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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis."
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"Her:""What do you do?"" Me:""I teach astronomy."" Her:""OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?"" Me:""Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."""
"What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times? A yellow license plate."
"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
"Why did the black man walk into a bar? Because the cell door was still locked."
"Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early this morning and in related news, I still don't give a shit about her."
"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"