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Joke of the Day

"Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever."

"PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol"

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."

"It's six. Six raccoons. Six raccoons is the amount of raccoons that will make me turn around and walk down a different street. Six."

"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "