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Joke of the Day

"What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's"

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"why did no one listen to the wheelchair joke? It had no back story."

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"What happens to garlic sauce over time? The sausages."

"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."

"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."

"If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it."

"The pizza guy just said ""see u tomorrow"" Maybe I eat too much pizza ..."

"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."