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Joke of the Day

"""Would the owner of a blue PT Cruiser with license plate 'CRUZIN' please park your car 300 miles from here and kill yourself? Thank you."""

"A corrupt politician turns the power off in an orphanage. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"

"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."

"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"

"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"

"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."

"Friday is just Monday with tits."

"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."

"Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes it's already caught my eye."