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Joke of the Day
"How do you cock block two lesbians? With a rock, because rock beats scissors."
Next Joke
"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."
"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"
"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."
"Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook."
"What do you call a museum for cows? A moo-seum."
"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."
"""Sir, we lost the platoon. All our men are gone."" A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. ""not all men"""
"Why do people wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out-tide."
"If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? Pixels."