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Joke of the Day

"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."

"Say what you want about pedophiles! At least they slow down in school zones."

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""

"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"

"How much for the soulmate? Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos."

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"

"What's Michigan's favorite beer? PbR"

"Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES"

"One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio."

"I have this song in my head I haven't heard in years. I'm pretty sure it's called ""Don't Speak""? On second thought, there's no doubt in my mind."