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Joke of the Day
"Why do proctologists like Facebook? It's another chance to look up old friends."
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"Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of."
"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop. But I'm stumped."
"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"
"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."
"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"
"I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation."
"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""