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Joke of the Day

"Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together"

"If your avatar is you in a bikini, but it's the type that stays tiny when you click it, it may as well be turds in the shape of a swastika"

"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."

"What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!"

"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"

"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."

"As a child my girlfriend loved train sets Most of my adult friends thinks its weird she still plays with them. I think it's perfectly normal for a 6 year old."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. I'm sorry."

"It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal. It got de-ported"

"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."