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Joke of the Day
"Why ed has no girlfriend? Cz sheeran"
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"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."
"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"
"My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry."
"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"
"Today my family is celebrating my dad's 100 days w/o alcohol he is in a coma"
"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."
"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."
"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"
"My girlfriend wanted to use a protractor during sex... but I told her graphing paper is where I draw the line."