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Joke of the Day
"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""
Next Joke
"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"
"My cute kitten Aww, wrong sub."
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
"What's yellow and black that makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."
"They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose."
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."
"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."
"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""
"Repent! Seek jesus! Judgement approaches!"