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Joke of the Day

"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."

"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"

"What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing."

"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""

"two Penguins Two penguins went to the bakery and asked for bread. The baker asked: do you want white or brown bread. then te penguins replied: it doesnt matter because we came on our scooter."

"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"

"All these Marvel movies, and they sure are taking their time getting to Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet Don't worry. They'll get there... Avengually."

"BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"

"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."