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Joke of the Day
"What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game? Court is adjourned"
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"I ate a small Wookie steak for dinner... ...it was a little Chewie."
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"A prostitute propositions a snowman, ""I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."" The snowman hands her $20 and says, ""Be a snow blower."""
"Are you alone? Because you're showing high interest."
"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."
"Needed one cotton ball. Two were left. Took both so one wouldn't feel lonely. I also have strong feelings about the last two pudding cups."
"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."
"I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs"
"So a skinhead walks into a Jewish bakery... A skinhead walking into a Jewish bakery and asks, ""How much does the challah cost?"""