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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny priest? A firm believer."
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"What do you call a super cool assassin? A badassassin."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
"A man tells his wife ""Here's your aspirin, my dear."" Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's fuck!"
"What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends? A Redditor."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches"
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing."