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Joke of the Day
"What kinda pet would John Wayne get?... He'd get a long little doggie."
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"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"
"Poop jokes... are the shit."
"nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party"
"Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, ""Wow, you must have been really hot."""
"If my girlfriend is late for work & looking for keys, I help by following her around the house & looking in exactly the same spots she does."
"What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up."
"My mate asked why I've got a Neo costume in my closet; so I told him about the time his sister said she'd only give it up for 'the one'..."
"So a jewish boy walks into a bar mitzvah"
"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."