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Joke of the Day

"You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn"

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"

"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."

"Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee."

"Me - That's the second First Baptist Church I've seen today. Wife - OK? M - One of them is lying. W - You can't ever shut it off can you?"

"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."

"After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES"

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."