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Joke of the Day
"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"
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"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."
"free toilet paper samples at sams club today. everyones wiping their slopped up holes in the middle of the aisle. its disgusting"
"What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick."
"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"
"Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now"
"How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive? One terrorbyte."
"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."