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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be? Beef Jerky."
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"[astronaut test] Before you begin, questions? [hand raised] ""Is it true the moon is cheese?"" Are you that damn mouse again? [mouse runs out]"
"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."
"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"
"As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose"
"The first rule of liars club is to tell everyone you're in fight club."
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"What do you call a black detective? Sherlock Homie"
"You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious."
"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."