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Joke of the Day

"Snowman in the summer What do you call a snowman in the summer? ""A puddle"""

"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"

"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"

"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"I downloaded ""ambient coffee shop"" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling ""Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"""

"Wait a sec...That's not how the proverb goes! A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. But once it breaks, you have two really strong chains, which, in some ways, is more useful."

"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."

"Me: Can my gift this year be a new secretary. Boss: I cannot legally assign you anyone until your last secretary's case goes to trial..."

"The door to door bible people just skipped my house! See, all it takes is trying to kiss the guy and he wont be back (until 3am)"