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Joke of the Day

"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"

"My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer..."

"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"

"How do u confuse a blonde Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo"

"[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like."

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"

"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."

"I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner... Both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."