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Joke of the Day

"I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event."

"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"

"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."

"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."

"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the construction site... But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."

"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"

"Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment."

"What makes a software developer feel rich? Their Cache"