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Joke of the Day

"i'd be ok with drone strikes if we used them against anyone who thinks mentioning ""bacon"" is funny"

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"If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once."
"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."
"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"
"I know where you live In a house"
"C sections. They really take it out of you."
"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"
"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"
"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""
"Websites never remember me :("