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Joke of the Day

"A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!"

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something."

"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."

"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"

"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."

"Santa came last night. Oh god.... it's everywhere :("

"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."

"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."