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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... Nothing! They're both stuckup cunts !"

"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""

"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"

"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"

"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"

"I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said ""why love one and eat the other?"" I thought to myself ""they have a point. I should start eating dogs."""

"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."

"ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill."

"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."