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Joke of the Day

"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."

"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."

"I saw a porn starring Tila Tequila today The nice man even salted her rim."

"This guy came up to me and said he needed a glass of water but his pants were on fire so, he probably was lying about needing it."

"Fun tip - instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you're sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire."

"How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb? Nun."

"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."