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Joke of the Day

"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."

"I always do my best work stoned. You can ask any of my ex-bosses."

"What do you call spending time with you family through BDSM? Family bondage time."

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?? Jah-Bless!"

"What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants? *Fuck.*"

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"

"How does Bono spell color? With or without ""u"""

"I wanna see Le Pan Quotidien fight Au Bon Pain in a pretentious chain restaurant cage match & the winner gets to fight Pret-a-Manger."

"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""