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Joke of the Day
"I went through Walmart's self-checkout the other day And damn, the cashier was sexy."
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"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"
"Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."
"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."
"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone."
"This no more tears shampoo sucks. I've been feeding it to my friends kid and he's still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong."