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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the guy who was accused of jerking off with hand soap for his erectile disfunction? Well, he finally came clean."

"My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."

"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."

"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."

"Trump walks into a bar.... Because it was set so low."

"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""